i think chewie is getting a buddy tomorrow…

fussybabybitch:

i ended up on the “seduction” subreddit and they keep referring to this concept of “physical escalation” to mean getting sexy with a lady and bruh you’re making parallels between your dating life and guerrilla warfare you needa tap out

nonot okay!

mewmedic:

My heart just fucking shattered.

yeah i don’t mind it! but i’m not really a huge fic reader so unfortunately i don’t have any to recommend. ;_;

i am so sorry for scaring you.

Come on, John. Don’t keep a girl waiting. You are coming back for me … aren’t you?

baronunderbheit:

this was a comment on the futurama page thing

im pissing oH MY GOD