i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that
get over yourself dude if you were a dolphin that law degree would be fucking useless
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
I waited for this moment my whole life
IM KINDA MORE CONCERNED ABOUT
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??????????????
it’s gonna be hard giving up memes for Lent, but with God all things are possible. you better believe I have a real doozy of a Zombie Jesus meme queued up for 12:01am Easter Morning though.
Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)